How to break up with someone:

Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now

Will definitely use this when for the next break up..if there will be one


this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen


literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep